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aliceinpunderland:

simsgonewrong:

My sim has a very unique painting technique which involves him dislocating his arm, planting his face into the canvas and painting on the back of his head.

as an artist I can 100% confirm the effectiveness of this technique

aliceinpunderland:

simsgonewrong:

My sim has a very unique painting technique which involves him dislocating his arm, planting his face into the canvas and painting on the back of his head.

as an artist I can 100% confirm the effectiveness of this technique

"Watch her face when she listens to her favorite song, or when she reads her favorite part of her favorite book, or when she’s watching her favorite movie. You see how happy she is? Try your best to keep her that happy."

- Author Unknown (via putins-babymama)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

cuddly-lou:

I saw this on Facebook and honestly it was so amazing.

cuddly-lou:

I saw this on Facebook and honestly it was so amazing.

princess-babycakes:

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

Nice drunk girls in bathrooms are the best.

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

http://tvits.tumblr.com/post/96127061761/clarabeau-ladies-i-am-holding-out-my-hand-do

clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

divorcedreality:

george washington rises from the dead

"you done fucked up"

"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"

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